"Ok, I'm confused. Am I weirdo, lipstick, fruit punch, or vampire? You really need to pick an insulting nickname and stick to it."

that quote is courtesy of my new favorite miniseries, "Weeds" on showtime, which comes to my attention by the direction of my own personal pop culture advisor, Phil (who has also earned notability with his recommendation of Penn and Teller's series "Bullshit")... what's not funny, quirky, and interesting about a single, suburban mom dealing weed to get by... highly recommended...

and just a little something for blogman--who doesn't love a good pun? especially one delivered with crackerjack real-time wit...

I had lunch today at a fellow student's place with a couple of other classmates... and we were talking a about specialties and other shoptalk, which led to the following:

Someone: "Colorectal surgery is a lot of fun..."

Me: "Which end of it?"

Thank you, thank you... I do weddings and bar mitzvahs...

and a good night...